Ontario native Emily Hamilton will be taking her TEFaQ exam next month, after only having started learning French in...
Hello, little Froshies! We at the Nightly give you a warm welcome to McGill University, an institution famous for its...
Following in the footsteps of the McGill Tribune, which announced on Tuesday that it would remove the word "McGill" from its...
When a large branch fell on Lower Field during the ice storm on Wednesday, the last thing Arts student Ryan Johnson expected...
Library staff unanimously passed a motion requiring all students in common study spaces to wear PetSafe anti-noise gear. The...
McGill's student health clinic has announced a radical new strategy to reduce the inadequacies of patient care: putting down...
A McGill Provost email sent the Friday before Reading Week includes a letter from the Dean regarding the discovery of...
A twenty-three-year-old Westmount native with a line tattoo of a maple leaf was found frozen to the railing of his...
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After a months-long private investigation returned zero evidence of wrongdoing, SSMU said "fuck it" and impeached president...
After months of infighting and uncharacteristically messy governing, SSMU has come together to solve the ongoing conflict...
As a McGill student, you may be wondering what all of your six dollar mandatory fees are going towards at the Daily...
McGill students flocked to attend nine-person parties as Quebec dropped laws limiting fun and opted for suggestions to limit...
Many McGill students reported feeling neglected and uninformed as McGill Provosts only sent out 400 emails this past week....
In a bombshell report released earlier this week, Big Suze’s salary was revealed to be a meager 800,000 dollars a year. The...
McGill students took a brief break from their 200-person house parties to petition McGill to allow them to cheat on their...
McGill students were in hysteria as tickets for the first Cafe Campus event since 2020 sold out within minutes, Flashbacks...
On the rare occasion that you, the reader, will be fortunate enough to graduate from McGill University, you will no doubt be...
The unfortunate reality is that arts students graduating this spring have little prospects for future employment. The...
In what SSMU was convinced was the “glitch of the century”, the Fall referendum they restarted due to zero votes has also...
After realizing her lavish Belize estate is indeed located outside of Canada, Big Suze announced that McGill exchange...
In what is proving to be a magnanimous decision, McGill has decided it intends to fuck as many students as possible this...
First year student Samatha Cunningham had a moment of clarity late Saturday night, as she realized that instead of...
Inmates at the Campus One Penitentiary were ecstatic to learn that the food on the meal plan was being upgraded to Grade-B...
Police and paramedics were called to the scene when Canada Post was able to successfully deliver a package for the first...
Over 85% of McGill students believed that going to class during the add-drop period was “mandatory”, “useful”, and...
Following two straight years of the McGill Daily bitching about school being online, the McGill Daily got right back to...
The McGill Nightly announced its new policy that it will no longer be accepting paid sponsorships, sources from the McGill...
Students were euphoric as Vice-Provost Christopher Manfredi reluctantly announced that the Fall semester will be in person...
Greatest football player of all time Laurent Duvernay-Tardif cost the McGill Chiefs a win in the Super Bowl Sunday night by...
McGill administration members commended each other after greatly improving student wellbeing and mental health by renaming...
McGill student Gabriel Cunningham was all set to cheat on his final exam last Friday, but was given pause when confronted...
Two U0 McGill students, Tyler McCall MacBain and Tyler McCall MacBain, were expelled on Monday following their founding of...
Students at New Residence Hall threw a 600 person orgy in celebration of the news that they had achieved herd immunity from...
Gleefully hopping from the overcrowded discord server to Pretend to Discover McGill Day, to zoom drinking games, U0 student...
It has been brought to our attention here at the Nightly that many of you had exciting summer plans lined up. Internships....
Tastefully noting the similarity between the name of a popular beer and the pandemic ravaging the world, local student...
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You may have wondered, what did Provosts do before the virus? The Nightly has completed an in-depth investigation, and here...
In a routine move of kindness and care for its student body, McGill's prestigious administration announced two reading weeks...
Feeling as though their current compensation of 0$ is too high, the OSD has announced that all future note-takers will need...
23rd floor of Burnside Hall- Professor Beatrice Roland made the shocking announcement that no student has come to her...
Evil cackles were heard from the McGill administration’s ivory tower as they decided not to cancel classes despite 8 feet of...
The Kansas City Chiefs cheered on as McGill University, also known as Laurent Duvernay-Tardif, won Super Bowl LIV. Laurent...
After a long string of SSMU Facebook posts that included a lot of profanity and not a lot of English, SSMU has decided to...
Despite our valiant efforts, the McGill Daily has won the title of ‘Funniest Satire Publication on Campus’. The Daily...
In a meeting of the McGill board of directors, the academic advisor position was moved to be phased out in a vote of 8 to 1....
A bench player’s grandmother and the coach’s third wife cheered on enthusiastically as the varsity rugby team won the world...
The student sitting next to you in the fieldhouse was taking their final in COFF 450, or so it seemed. It was clearly not...
The prestigious McGill administration, slightly confused about the meaning of divestment, ceased all funding of fossil...
SSMU wrighted Jordan Wrong in a major way as they called for his resignation due to his decision to go on a free trip to...
Blood spattered the walls of McLennan Library as fights to the death for prime time desks have begun, our critically injured...
U0 student Parker Manning has died in the waiting room of the McGill clinic of old age, paramedics confirmed late Thursday....
Not a single person celebrated as two feet of reminder why we hate it here fell from the sky, reporters confirmed Tuesday...
As McGill students enjoyed one extra hour in Cafe Campus and said goodbye to the sun for the next 6 months, vampires all...
In a Facebook post celebrating their new world university ranking of 49th (completely oblivious they fell from 35th last...
Following the upsetting decision of the Quebec health services to ban samosa sales on campus, the famed samosa napkin...
Sources confirmed Friday that local economics student Kevin Cosgrove will be going on an involuntary hunger strike for the...
To the surprise of absolutely no one, McGill once again rejected the pleas of students crippled by assignments and midterms...
In a bid to raise awareness about the ongoing climate crisis, the McGill Daily has decided to kill 10,000 trees to print...
There is a new meaning to the age-old proverb, “Old MacDonald had a farm”. In a shocking turn of events, over 8,000...
Although people who met him during frosh thought he was "kind of cool", they were quickly proven wrong when U0 management...
Witnesses looked on in awe as a clearly non-inebriated man walked into the comfort food eatery Chef On Call late at night...
Following a number of mishaps, unnecessarily long waiting times, and the accidental expulsion of straight-A student Sam...