McGill Changes Names of Saturday, Sunday, and Thanksgiving to "Reading Week"
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Spiderman partakes in a traditional Canadian Thanksgiving celebration. Source: Peter Parker.
McGill administration members commended each other after greatly improving student wellbeing and mental health by renaming Saturday, Sunday and Canadian Thanksgiving to 'reading week'. They celebrated the achievement by renaming their six-figure salaries to seven-figure salaries and then actually changing it.
Students had been taking extreme measures to push for change over the years, going so far as to attend SSMU meetings. Most McGill students were severely disappointed that the hour they spent on Zoom resulted in just two days of 'reading week'. However, SSMU members were ecstatic that the issue was finally resolved so they could return their focus to the real issues facing McGill students: Israel.
The McGill administration was quick to continue their kind acts by giving students 16 additional ‘reading weeks’, putting one between every Friday and Monday of the semester. They also retroactively renamed the two day winter break extension a ‘week long extension'.
At press time, RnB artist ‘The Weeknd’ was changing his name to ‘The Readng Week’.