REPORT: What Did Provosts Do Before the Virus?
18/03/2020|A ton of views|
The worst thing to happen to humanity, the best thing to happen to a Provost. Source: Deputy Photography Provost.
You may have wondered, what did Provosts do before the virus? The Nightly has completed an in-depth investigation, and here are our findings:
- Practicing their vlogging skills in the case of a pandemic/zombie apocalypse: Provosts practiced 3 hours a day reading emotionlessly off their phone, and an extra 6 hours a day making the background of the video look SUPER important.