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Service Point Changes Name to 'Point' Due to Lack of Service

17/03/2019|So many views|
The new Point. Source: U0 Arts student
The new Point. Source: U0 Arts student

Following a number of mishaps, unnecessarily long waiting times, and the accidental expulsion of straight-A student Sam Hayes, McGill University has renamed the service point 'Point' as they can no longer guarantee any form of service. The Point has released an official statement, "As the last service we are able to offer, we would like to apologize for the inconvenience. We wish all the U0 students luck in paying their Minerva bills."

Not surprisingly, McGill has kept the French name of the Point to 'le Point de service' as no one understands French anyway.

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